im here. im queer. im not really trying to make a political statement right now but you’re really attractive and i just wanna let you know that the way i swing includes your general direction
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
augustus, is that you?
no he died
Lovey and I were having a “Game of Thrones” marathon, so he started walking around the house calling me Khaleesi. He said he’d keep the nickname going the whole week he’s here…
We’ll see how long it lasts.
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes